January 2, 2001

Happy Birthday Yogi...the Answers!

“Don't compare me to Babe Ruth. God gave me the opportunity and the ability to be here at the right time, at the right moment, just like he gave Babe Ruth when he was playing.”
Sammy Sosa

“All pitchers are liars or crybabies.”
Yogi Berra

“Even Napoleon had his Watergate.”
Yogi Berra

"Sometimes they write what I say and not what I mean.”
Pedro Guerrero

“I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.”
Yogi Berra
“It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.”
Yogi Berra

“You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.”
Yogi Berra

“I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.”
Jimmy Carter

“Texas has a lot of electrical votes.”
Yogi Berra

“If I had nine of my fingers missing I wouldn't type any slower.”
Mitch Hedberg

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