April 20, 2010

Twitter Tuesday: Jose Canseco

I know my career home run total isn't sitting at 462, but if I had a history of domestic violence, alienated myself from the sport that made me a millionaire and got my ass handed to me by former kick returner Vai Sikahema...the last thing I would be doing is getting on Twitter and picking fights with anyone who will pay attention.

But then again...I'm not Jose Canseco.

TWITTER HANDLE: @JoseCanseco (naturally)

SAMPLE TWEETS:

U mother****erfs can dish it out but u can't take it I new u where cowards ****ing genetic malfunctions should have been killed at birth

I wish I could bring this anger into the ring btween what baseball has done to me and u f***ing haters I could kill somèone rite now

Ok my girlfriend just woke up she's gonna kill me when she finds out what I said to u guys.ok got to go hey by the way love u guys

And that was just from Monday afternoon!

Normally, I wouldn't follow (much less suggest you follow) someone as vulgar and seemingly illiterate as baseball first 40/40 man...but I want this bi-polar mess to continue with whatever it is he thinks he is doing.

I really, really, really do. I can't wait to see how this trainwreck ends up.



BallHype: hype it up!

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