Alright, before anyone starts banging the keyboard and sending me messages that this thing went viral months ago.
Thing is, the second half of the baseball season starts today, and what better way to kick it off than with Scott Stapp's stirring Florida Marlins anthem "Marlins Will Soar"?
There are so many jokes to be made about this thing. Marlins are fish...they can't "soar". The Creed frontman is breaking the Joe Sports Fan Baseball Jersey Wearing 101 rule "your own name isn't cool". And, of course, Scott Stapp is a douche.
So, if you've heard it before...listen to it again and thank God you're not a Marlins fan and this ear cancer is what is defining your team.
If you haven't heard it...listen to it now.
Then listen to it again.
The lyrics are terrible. It's almost as if the Marlins brass grave Stapp a glossary of baseball terms and "you know what...pick some out and make a song". Problem is, and yes there PLENTY of problems with this thing...he chose ALL the terms and decided to throw them together and create a hodge podge pile of steamy garbage.
So listen. Hate. And let me know what you think.