October 26, 2010
Twitter Tuesday: Michael Schlact's Pumpkin
And no, sickos, "pumpkin" isn't some lame euphemism or veiled reference to whatever it was Brett Favre did or didn't send to Jenn Sterger. Schlact actually tweeted a picture of his pumpkin...the jack-o-latern shown above.
Minutes later...everyone's a critic.
@DeLaNate: I think your pumpkin should be in the dugout on Halloween night. Then Vlad should put it out of it's misery.
@enebradcr: nice. Did you just throw 3 baseballs at it and call it good?
@DingersBlog: your pumpkin is bad and you should feel bad
@heykim: dont quit your day job
Joining in on the action were fellow big league pitchers Collin Balester and C.J. Wilson.
@ballystar40: looks like you just cut huge holes in a pumpkin and lit the inside on fire haha.
@str8edgeracer: Hey everyone, check out @michael_schlact and make fun of his pumpkin
I guess with Halloween around the corner...'tis the season, folks!
You can follow Schlact on Twitter at @michael_schlact. Better yet...check out The Schlact Stories over at MLB.com.