November 17, 2010

Coco Crisp Needs Your Help!

Are you a female in the Redondo Beach/Rancho Mirage, California area looking for a job?

If you're reading this...probably not.  But stick with me.

According to a post on Craigslist, Oakland outfielder Coco Crisp looking to shell out $40,000 a year for a "personal assistant".

Here's the job posting:

Hi. My name is Covelli Crisp (Coco Crisp), i am a professional baseball player. Looking for a live-in personal assistant (Female) that can help simplify my life.

I'm not sure why Crisp is looking for someone to help him simplify his life given he's missed more games (close to 200) than he has played (124) over the last two seasons, but hey, if you can pull it off...go for it.

Anyway, if you're a female (and, yes, that is specifically what the married Crisp is looking for) and can help the 31 year-old speedster with scheduling his appointments and bill payment, personal shopping and dinner reservations...here's the job for you!

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