Now, you might be thinking..."I get the lame Ichiro and football references, but what's the deal with the 'lip garment' mention".
In short, it's Movember.
Last week, good friend of The Hall, Dr. Aaron Perlut of the esteemed American Mustache Institute caught up with Washington Nationals pitcher Collin Balester and shouted from the mountain top his Movember efforts.
Another big leaguer taking part in the annual celebration of the 'stache is former All Star Morgan Ensberg. The former Houston Astros third baseman laid out a proposition to his more than three thousand followers on Twitter.
Anyone who donates a $100 bucks or more gets a phone call! Any takers?Within minutes, Ensberg had a taker. But who knows...drop by his Mo Space page and donate another Franklin and see what happens.
I mean, donating to a great cause and getting a call from a Morgan Ensberg has to be better than dropping money calling Jose Canseco and hearing him flex and name drop his girlfriend for twenty minutes.