May 20, 2011

Ross Grimsley Mustache Facts

"A man without a mustache is a man without a soul." - Confucius

Now, I'm not sure if Confucius really uttered the words above...but I'm pretty sure it is true.
 
As part of the ongoing celebration of Ross Grimsley's May 16, 1971 Major League debut, Reviewing the Brew's Lou Olsen has uncovered 12 Mustache Facts that you might not have known.

Ross Grimsley's Mustache has no birthday, that's why we celebrate it every day.

Ross Grimsley's Mustache is a board member of the Beard and Mustache Club at the University of Illinois.

Ross Grimsley's Mustache doesn't believe in science, not after the things he's seen.

Ross Grimsley's Mustache convinced Richard Dreyfuss to grow a mustache for his role in "Jaws".

Ross Grimsley's Mustache doesn't trust Sno-Cones.

Ross Grimsley's Mustache was deemed "Too Manly" to be GQ's "Man of the Year" 1978.

Ross Grimsley's Mustache is Australian for gin.

Ross Grimsley's Mustache is a semi-professional downhill skier

Ross Grimsley's Mustache told President Nixon that the Watergate was a really nice hotel.

Ross Grimsley's Mustache is insult resistant.

Ross Grimsley's Mustache dreams of having a pet tortoise.

Ross Grimsley's Mustache does not have a drink named after him...yet.

Lou Olsen is the author of the widely popular "John Axford Mustache Facts". You check them out over at his site Reviewing the Brew.

Have you unearthed a Ross Grimsley Mustache (Rosstache?) Fact? If so...make it public in the comments section below!


1 comment:

Rick Burks said...

Male gorrilas desire to have a Rosstache to attract the females