June 15, 2011

John Axford Jr. Mustache Facts

Just in time for Father's Day, Milwaukee Brewers closer (and Hall favorite John Axford) became a father last week.

So, naturally, one has to think that it would take the Junior Axford about a week before his mustache would be in full bloom.

That said, it's a good thing that Hall contributor Lou Olsen from Reviewing the Brew is always working and can present ten little known facts about John Axford Jr's Mustache.

John Axford Jr’s Mustache is already reading at a 4th grade level.

John Axford Jr’s Mustache has already painted a self-portrait of himself to give his Dad for Father’s Day.

John Axford Jr’s mustache has already grown out of Sesame Street, so he jumped straight to the Muppet Show and Fraggle Rock.

John Axford Jr’s Mustache blew through the beginner LEGOs while he was sitting in the hospital last week, this week he is working on his Pirates of the Caribbean LEGOs.

John Axford Jr’s Mustache is not crazy about what Gerber is passing off as turkey and split-peas these days.

John Axford Jr’s Mustache already has a stamp on his passport. (Warning: this may be an actual fact)

John Axford Jr’s Mustache is 6-1 in starring contests with the family dog, he’s a born winner.

John Axford Jr’s Mustache has begun preparing for the 2014 Winter Olympics, the Canadian Curling team needed another sweeper.

John Axford Jr’s Mustache is only days old, but still knows that “The Hangover 2″ was a terrible idea.

John Axford Jr’s Mustache hates the term ‘peach fuzz’, hair is hair no matter how soft and fine it may be!

You can read up on some of Olsen's other Mustache Facts at his site or, if you're so inclined, check out the interesting facts he unearthed about Tampa Bay Rays fan favorite Sam Fuld.

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