June 8, 2011

The Legend Continues...

Thanks to his white hot start to the season, Sam Fuld of the Tampa Bay Rays became an instant star.

He dominated the Twittersphere, got female fans pregnant with every diving catch and even had a night dedicated to him at Tropicana Field.

Alright...I might be partially misinformed about that "pregnant fans" part.

But one guy who always has his facts straight is Hall contributor Lou Olsen.

You remember "Sweet Lou" right? He's the cat on loan from Reviewing the Brew that uncovered some long since lost facts about Ross Grimsley's mustache during The Hall's recent week-long celebration of the 40th anniversary of the pitcher's Major League debut.

Here are ten things that he unearthed about the Rays outfielder and what exactly makes him so awesome.

Sam Fuld is so awesome, that he wears sweaters, knitted out of barbed wire.

Sam Fuld is so awesome, that Superman asked him to tone it back a little bit so that people would not get suspicious.

Sam Fuld is so awesome, that Niagara Falls calls him 'Sir'.

Sam Fuld is so awesome, that New Hampshire could not stop him...or contain him.

Sam Fuld is so awesome, that his glove is made of 100% unicorn hide.

Sam Fuld is so awesome, that when he calls a lady, she has to wear a prophylactic.

Sam Fuld is so awesome, that he once raised Harry Caray from the dead, just to make him listen to Sam sing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame". It was so good Harry died a second time.

Sam Fuld is so awesome, that he can smell shark fear, which he plans to launchas a men's fragrance next summer.

Sam Fuld is so awesome, that a certain post-game shower encounter caused Manny Ramirez to retire, not all that other crap Manny spewed in that press conference...and everybody knows it.

Sam Fuld is so awesome, that David Copperfield gave him the keys to the lost city of Atlantis, which Sam immediately swallowed to absorb it's power.

One last thing that makes the 29-year-old awesome is this...the gang over at urthefan.com (click the link to see the shirt) have designed a "Legend of Same Fuld" t-shirt and they want you to have one for free!

Here's the deal. All you need to do is hit up the comments with your own reason why Sam Fuld is awesome and the shirt might be yours.

That's right.  Free. Of. Charge.

So get moving, gang...this offer won't last long.


***Please note...the contest for the Sam Fuld t-shirt has concluded.  A big thank you to all that participated.***

11 comments:

Allen McCabe said...

Sam Fuld is so awesome that Cub fans actually recognize him now.

JeffG said...

Sam Fuld is so awesome, that instead of wearing Superman pj's to bed, Superman wears Sam Fuld pajamas.

Mike Pizzimenti said...

Sam Fuld is so awesome that the Yankees want to build him a statue in monument park, even though he never played for them.

miranda volk said...

Sam Fuld is so awesome that all the women in the Tampa Bay Area are in love with him, too bad he's married

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Allen McCabe said...

Same Fuld is so awesome, heroin shoots him

Kimberly said...

Sam Fuld is so awesome that New Hampshire changed it's State motto to " Live like Fuld or Die"

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Simon said...

Sam Fuld is so awesome, even line drives from God don't get by him.

Taking Out the Trash said...

And Sam also had a "Jersey Night" giveaway at an @IowaCubs game in May! Sam is a SUPERSTAR EVERYWHERE!!

fsutoby said...

Sam Fuld is so awesome, when he drives his car on the Veterans Expressway, SunPass pays him.