Well, according to What Would Tyler Durden Do, the New York Yankees slugger's new girlfriend looks like his old one.
Or his older one.
Or, even (gasp!)...his wife.
And, yes, I know this isn't exactly news...but haven't we heard enough of rally squirrels and Jason Verlander this postseason?
Oh...the chick in the picture? Some model named Ella Magers and based on her videos, she can really, wait for it, pack a punch! Zing!