November 30, 2011

Anna Benson's Sex Toy, er, Weapon

Just in time for the premiere of its latest disaster, VH1's "Baseball Wives" is already making headlines.

And no, it isn't because of their liberal use of the word "wives".

It appears Anna "wife of Kris" Benson" and Cheri "ex-wife of Chuck" Knoblauch got into a fight and, in the process, gave me the reason to reference a 12-inch dildo.

Take it away Thirty Mile Zone!

During a recent filming, Anna Benson, the wife of former Mets pitcher Kris Benson, got into it with Cheri Knoblauch, wife of former Yankee second baseman Chuck Knoblauch. Anna got creative, pulled out a stun gun and set it on a table in front of her in a threatening manner, then produced a 12-inch dildo from her purse and started swinging...which raises the question, Why such a big purse?

Apparently, the stunt by the PETA-hating former stripper has some show staffers upset. 

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19 comments:

Sara said...

And here I thought I was the only one carrying around 12-inch dildos in my purse!

Anonymous said...

i would #uck the piss out of anna benson!!!!

Anonymous said...

Sorry...

I would need another 9 to match..

Anonymous said...

Now how is that good for our environment?

Anonymous said...

Hey anonymous you WISH you could "#uck the piss out of her". Get over yourself dude. Only in your dreams would you get the chance have her and whatever STD she has.

Anonymous said...

why a 12 inch when 6 will do.

Anonymous said...

Just think...if you make it in MLB, you too could marry a lazy b*tch! How about that!

Anonymous said...

She started out with saying she was at rock bottom and stripping, and then saying she lazy. Sounds like a case of "Captain Save a Hoe" to me.

Anonymous said...

She is really just average in the sack... Don't waste your time. I should know...

Anonymous said...

I believe I have figured this out.

If kris came home tired and worn out after a long game the dildo was the relief. If that didn't work the stun gun was the closer, the nuclear option. Its the only logic for a woman to wake up in the morning, get prepared, and then load her pocket book with a stun gun and a 12" dildo. Normal and traditional women get makeup cases, their wallet, some jewelry, and a lot of return receipts. Anna must have a high labido with the motor always running to carry a 12" dildo on her person.

Anonymous said...

If she married a black MLB player she wouldn't need the dildo!

harleyrider said...

what a skank!

Anonymous said...

Shii nigga,she ain't allll that

Capt. Scully said...

What a joke. Most of the them are ex-wives, or former girlfriends. Some are married to former players and some are plastic surgery train wrecks. As for that classy Anna, I'm sure the average white man would be like a pool cue in a rain barrel. Anna's looks went on the DL a few years ago.

Dan Soderberg said...

It was probably just a very flexible fungo bat.

Anonymous said...

she looked like she was fucc'd up doing this promo..what a skank

Pabs said...

We almost considered hiring Anna to do a promo for us about a penny stock. She is so friggin hot.

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Anonymous said...

Gee, a former stripper/single-mom/is surprised to hit it big with a major league baseball player who , "took over everything" in my life?!?! WHat a Cee You Next Tuesday kinda gal!

I thought they divorced long ago? She threatened to, "sleep with the entire Mets team" if she ever caught Kris cheating on her.

Looks like she would need the entire team to fill that hole...

Anonymous said...

If you guys think she's hot you need to get out of your neighborhood more often. She looks like a two dollar whore, and I'd ask for change back on that.