And, chances are, if I vacationed in that city...I visited it. Unfortunately, I never made it to Chiba, Japan.
Why you ask?
The Bobby Burger!
Oh, it's a real thing and, apparently..."It's a Home Run!"
You see, when the Boston Red Sox new manager Bobby Valentine was the kantoku (look it up) for the Chiba Lotte Marines he designed this "magical burger".
And how you ask? According to the Lotteria...well, just keep reading.
First, Bobby looked at all the veggies, and chose pineapple to be the leadoff hitter. Extra cheese then moved the "pine" over, and barbecue sauce loaded the bases. Now a taste of that magical Bobby Burger – It’s a Home Run!
Your move, Wahlburgers.
***Props to Old Time Baseball for spreading joy to all the land.***