November 2, 2011

It's Jose Canseco Versus Lenny Dykstra Now!

Can someone please put a bullet in the head of this story before it spins further out of control?

Last month, when the card was announced, former slugger Jose Canseco was all set to take on  "notorious White House Party Crasher" Tareq Salahi in what was loosely coined a "celebrity" boxing match.

Now...word on the street is that Lenny Dykstra is taking Salahi's place.

"Canseco ruined my career by spreading lies," the former Philadelphia Phillies All-Star said in statement.  "I called Tareq and begged him to let me take his place in the upcoming fight against Canseco."

Watching from the wings will be good friend of The Hall Kato Kaelin.

"It will be hard for Jose to knock out any teeth from Lenny D because Lenny is missing them all," Kaelin told The Hall exclusively.  "Even this.past Halloween, Lenny was seen at a bobbing for apple sauce contest. Holla!"

Kaelin is set to square off against Michael Lohan.

Both fights are set to go down Saturday night.  They will be streamed live on FilmOn.com to a World Wide Internet audience and to every home connected to Cable Television in the United States.

Oh and before you ask...the rest of the card includes Amy Fisher, "Octomom", Michael Lohan, Joey Buttafuoco, Coolio...and more!

And, no, I won't be watching.


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