It's Saturday night, and while the rest of the world is watching the LSU-Alabama contest and all you can think about it the upcoming "boxing" match between Jose Canseco and Lenny Dykstra.
Surprisingly, you forget about the bout (probably due to falling asleep during a Jim Carrey movie) between the former All-Stars and end up running to the computer to see if the results have been posted anywhere.
Then, you get hit with the news...Lenny Dykstra pulled out of the match (dubbed the "Battle of the Baseball Bad Boys") after being paid five grand earlier in the week.
Or did he?
For some reason, the Philadelphia Inquirer is all over this disaster.
Now, I don't know what/who to believe!
But now I know this.
If there is anyone out there that can soil the integrity of Canseco's "boxing" "career" or a "celebrity" "boxing" event featuring the likes of Coolio and Joey Buttafuoco...his name is Lenny Dykstra.
Wow...that was a lot of quotes. "Quotes"?