November 25, 2011

You Got LoMo'd!

So, did you hear the one about Albert Pujols not returning to the "Birds"

What...are you not one of the more than 75,000 that follows Miami Marlins outfielder Logan Morrison on Twitter?

If not...you missed this.

Breaking News: Talked to my boy Pujols, he said he wont be playing with the Birds anymore...

Begin social media shitstorm.

Within minutes, the RTs and messages to the self-proclaimed "Twittaholic" numbered in the hundreds.

Sadly, it only took 12 minutes for "LoMo" to remove the wool from in front of his followers' eyes.

Should've been more clear, my buddy Renee Pujols' landlord is making him get rid of his beloved pet cockatoos...

He should have waited longer.  But...fun was had.  Fools were made.

I'm not sure what's funnier though.  The fact that Morrison pulled one over on Twitter or that people bought into it.

Hook.  Line.  Sinker.

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