But, thankfully, through the magic of the internets, you can watch the re-telling of how the century old park came to be...as a stage play.
That's right, drama zealots, you read that correctly!
"The plot, John, is crudely shapened. I admit, there are uses for it...but a baseball diamond on that bog? You expect your players to field balls in a marsh?!?"
"We will find a way to play ball on that plot!"
And find a way they did. Riveting. Really.
I suppose anything is better than the Morris Buttermaker act the Boston Red Sox pulled in the last month of the 2011 season, right?