Answer...a Benihana grill in his backyard, dummy.
Check out this backyard that Heath Bell had custom-made for his family. I'm pretty sure the patio area is bigger than most places I've called "home".
I can tell you this...it has more TVs and more fire.
And in case you were wondering, Benihana is based in suburban Doral, Florida...right outside Miami. Kinda makes that dumb Q&A at the top all the more relevant now, doesn't it?