The Boston Herald is reporting that Boston Red Sox slugger David Ortiz is not the father of, well...just read.
According to a report in the Dominican newspaper Hoy by veteran baseball reporter Dionisio Soldevila, a DNA test showed that David Ortiz was not the father of a 17-year-old in the Dominican Republic. Ortiz was the subject of a paternity claim by a woman whom Ortiz said he had never met.
The DNA tests showed there was a 0.0 percent chance that Ortiz was the father.
In the article, Ortiz expressed his belief that it was unfair authorities in the Dominican Republic did not investigate the case before asking him to take the DNA test. Ortiz also criticized the media for writing that Ortiz did not want to take responsibility when he had never met the woman.
So, "Big Papi"...you are NOT the pappy! Cue Povich.