Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to a toaster that can, well...just read for yourself.
The MLB Original ProToast toaster emblazons team logos across the face of fans' favorite starchy sustenance. The ProToast's twin slots sear team loyalty onto multiple slices of bread, and its adjustable settings ensure grains with no team spirit also toast to perfection.
But here's the best part. The cost? For a limited time, they're only 26 bucks!
The worst part? It is only available for 29 of the 30 big league teams. And so you don't have to scroll through the list and figure it out...sorry, Toronto Blue Jays fans.
You're out of luck.