Allow me to explain.
According to the Thirty Mile Zone (and some legal documents), the former MVP shells out $25,621 a month in child support.
Here's the breakdown:
Baby Mama #1 (1 kid): $5,237
Baby Mama #2 (1 kid): $3,214
Baby Mama #3 (2 kids):$1,655
Baby Mama #4 (2 kids): $3,465
Heidy as listed in the suit (2 kids): $12,050
But why is Guerrero not even sweating the details? Apparently he socked away more than $25 million in stocks and bonds over his 16-year big league career.
Well, played, Vlad. Well. Played. I mean about the money. Not the kids and the baby mamas and the...well, nevermind.