June 22, 2012

Suspect Nabbed Because of Terrible Tattoo

It never surprises me where New York Yankees logos show up.  Think about it...they're literally everywhere.

Remember this little guy?

So, would it surprise you that a guy charged with shooting another guy in Arizona was nabbed because of the unfortunate placement of his Yankees ink.  Yup, 21-year-old Carlos Benito Sturgus (see below) was caught this past week in Mesa thanks to the terrible tat.

Here's the story courtesy of the Phoenix New Times.

According to court documents obtained by New Times, a witness told police he saw Sturgus and another man arguing on the balcony of the apartment above him, and when the other man walked downstairs to leave, Sturgus started shooting at him.

The other man began to shoot back at Sturgus while running through the apartment complex, and Sturgus eventually landed a shot in the man's back, according to the documents.

When police arrived, the man said he couldn't feel his legs, and was placed in the intensive-care unit at a hospital with non-life-threatening injuries.

He told police he didn't know who shot him, but said the shots came from a balcony.

And who was on the balcony?  You guessed it.

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***Thanks Deadspin!***

26 comments:

Anonymous said...

Stupid is as stupid does

Anonymous said...

this dude is just plain stupid....this guy should not procreate ever...ever!

Anonymous said...

Another victim of culture.

Anonymous said...

Classic Yankees fan!

Anonymous said...

What a complete IDIOT, How is that thug life going for you? Another mooch on the gvmt dole

Anonymous said...

Keep thinning the herd

Anonymous said...

another nigga pullin da trigga

El_Maestro said...

Too bad I'm out of prison. I would have liked to have been his cellmate. He would make an excellent girlfriend. He has a pretty mouth and is obviously thin. These young thugs don't know what we will do to them on the inside. Choose thug life and get porked like a Sandusky child.

Anonymous said...

Car-los Stur-gus!

Anonymous said...

Moron....really? U couldn't of been more of a idiot. N not African American(nigga comment above) pulling the trigga. Puerto Rican different from African American. I know the racist above does not think so but different.

Anonymous said...

????
REALLY???? This idiot has just as many choices as any other human being in the US...claiming "victim" status for him is just as stupid as the choices that he has made. I call B*S* on that comment and name the commenter an enabler! Unless and until we start holding people responsible for the choices and decisions they make, we are doomed to be "victimized" by them...think about it!

Anonymous said...

el maestro you speak of a man of knowledge of this. if i understand this correctly convicts despise chickehawks more than any crime. is this true? if it is sandusky will be dead in a year. can you imagine this guy in any general population activities or will he be a star type convict? i mean he could run the defense for the prison football team if they have one. lol

DAN said...

I LOVE THE COMMENT JUST THINNING OUT THE HERD,COULDN'T AGREE ANY MORE.IF WE DIDN'T HAVE PEOPLE LIKE THIS WE WOULDN'T HAVE ANY NEWS....

Anonymous said...

Tattoos are not culture. They are the direct antithesis. Really love the white girls with the Polynesian tattoos. As if they knew anything about the cultural basis for the design. Yankee tattoo on the forehead? There are no words.

Anonymous said...

Idiot Yankee fan.

Anonymous said...

Idiot Yankee Fan

Anonymous said...

my furture husband

Anonymous said...

How do look at this fool's without busting out laughing? Oh, yeah, when he has a gun in his hand which in his case likely most of the time.

Anonymous said...

Really??? another nigger pullin the trigger? Equally as bad as another cracker playing with a little boy's whacker? Don't ya think??

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
my furture husband

And a more perfect match couldnt be found.

Anonymous said...

this dude looks spanish,not black, could be wrong. that said, whats the deal with tats on the face? i was told by a hard core thug, "never have any tats, you can be identified with tats. there are a lot of people in jail because of tats". and he was correct.

Anonymous said...

my furture husband? now i know you cant spell or pick a man. huband? or is it husband? only the furture knows.

Anonymous said...

Put him in a cell with a big dude with a Redsox or Mets tattoo on their arm.

Anonymous said...

yet another really bright yankee fan

Anonymous said...

He should have just had MORON tatooed there instead! I agree with what another post said... put him in a cell in Boston, filled with drunk angry BoSox fans! He wont make it out alive!

alcan said...

if you put him in a cell with drunk boston fans he will have a bunch of bietches to wash his underwear and socks and bake cookies for him...