"What a tremendous honor it is to be added to the Wall of Fame along with some of the greatest players in Phillies history," the career .274 hitter said back in June.
Which brings me to this...dude's Wikipedia page.
I'm not going to lie, this kind of stuff makes me laugh. And if/when it does...I'm passing it along to you.
***Props to @soundofphilly for the screen grab.***