October 23, 2012
Ozzie Guillen is Out in Miami
Sure, we all kinda predicted the controversy, but it did seem like a match made in some glorious, technicolor heaven. But, alas, the new stadium, name and unis were all a mirage.
According to reports, the Marlins have parted ways with the outspoken skipper.
"After careful consideration following the disappointment of the 2012 season, we decided to dismiss Ozzie," said Marlins Prez Larry Beinfast. "Our hope is that a new manager, along with roster improvements, will restore a winning culture."
You know, that winning culture that has produced six seasons with a better than .500 record (the over hyped 2012 version finished a dismal 69-93) in twenty years of existence.
Well, Ozzie, tonight...the Jell-O tonight is on us, brother.