November 8, 2012

James Bond Villain or 1983 Pitcher?

Pop quiz, hotshot...have you ever looked at a random list of names and tried to figure out who is a James Bond villain and who was a pitcher during the 1983 baseball season?

Well, you're about to.

To commemorate the release of "Skyfall", the 23rd installment in the James Bond series, I present to you...JAMES BOND VILLAIN OR 1983 PITCHER.

Good luck.

1. Is Kamal Khan an exiled Afghan prince with a penchant for fine food, priceless jewels and atomic weaponry or a relief pitcher for the 1983 Atlanta Braves?

2. Is Elliot Carver a completely insane Rupert Murdoch-esque media mogul or a relief pitcher for the 1983 San Diego Padres?

3. Is Keefe Cato a scientist with a desire to control the world through the use of robotic sharks or a relief pitcher for the 1983 Cincinnati Reds?

4. Is Max Zorin a psychopathic microchip industrialist or a starting pitcher for the 1983 Seattle Mariners?

5. Is Dave Von Ohlen an Austrian-born narcissist who is attempting to clone himself or a relief pitcher for the 1983 St. Louis Cardinals?

6. Is Cecilio Guante a druglord who takes pleasure in torturing women and children or a relief pitcher for the 1983 Pittsburgh Pirates?

7. Is Brad Whitaker an American arms dealer or a starting pitcher for the 1983 San Francisco Giants?

8. Is Gorman Heimueller a former Cold War general obsessed with creating a nuclear super weapon or a starting pitcher for the 1983 Oakland A's?

9. Is Karl Stromberg is a megalomaniac planning to trigger World War III or a starting pitcher for the 1983 Houston Astros?

10. Is Raoul Silva a former government agent turned cyberterrorist or a relief pitcher for the 1983 Boston Red Sox?

Think you've got it figured out? Head HERE to check your answers...and don't forget to check out "Skyfall"!



2 comments:

Clave said...

I love this stuff! And sadly I only got 5 correct. Nice stumper.

I've made a couple of these but never as a pop quiz. Here is my Star Wars lineup if you are interested though.

http://fantasybaseballcrackerjacks.com/2011/12/14/a-fantasy-baseball-roster-composed-entirely-of-classic-star-wars-characters/

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