Ricky Vaughn Did Steroids? Whaaaa...?!?

You figured it was just a matter of time before this story broke.

And, thankfully, the Thirty Mile Zone was all over it. Because, honestly, what else do they have going on?  I mean, both Charlie Sheen and steroids are still hella relevant, right?

Right?!?

If it seemed like Charlie Sheen had a little extra juice on his fastball during "Major League", it's because the actor pumped himself full of steroids to prepare for the role...so says the Warlock.

Sheen, who famously played fireballer Ricky "Wild Thing" Vaughn, revealed his secret to Sports Illustrated, saying he went on the special sauce for "six to eight weeks" in the hopes of "enhancing [his] performance a little bit."

Sheen added, "You can print this, I don't give a f--k. My fastball went from 79 [mph] to like 85."

I guess I'm not shocked.

Shocked would be that Corbin Bernsen trained for his role by training with Tom Emanski.  Seriously...I've seen some of the Emanski videos and that "ole bullshit" that Roger Dorn pulls at third isn't up to par.

Make. This. Movie.

I'm going to be honest with you...I'm a little Charlie Sheen-ed out.

Then TMZ had to go and do this:

Charlie Sheen says he's ready, willing and TOTALLY DOWN to play Ricky "Wild Thing" Vaughn in another "Major League" sequel...as long as the powers that be will greenlight a script. 

Apparently he's "doing everything in his power to get a 'Major League 3' movie on the big screen".  That's interesing, because a third installment was made back in 1998.  But, according to Sheen, the Scott Bakula opus "Major League: Back to the Minors" is an "abortion" and shouldn't be counted with the rest of the series.

Here's the problem with the "Two and a Half Men" star coming back and making another "Major League" is that, currently, dude is more Steve Howe than Ricky "Wild Thing" Vaughn.

And now, the obvious segue...from "The Ma-Sheen" to "The Machine".

It appears Sheen has taken to hanging out with San Francisco Giants closer Brian Wilson.

According to TMZ (I know, I know), the unlikely duo got together for a screening of Sheen's 1989 classic "Major League".

And apparently...they weren't alone.

Also on hand...the flick's writer and director Davis S. Ward and baseball players Kenny Lofton, Todd Zeile, Lenny Dykstra and Hall of Famer Eddie Murray.