Tommy Lasorda Has Lost His Marbles

...or is the funniest, most self-aware and confident person on Twitter.

Now...I've made my fair share of Tommy Lasorda jokes here at The Hall.  Hell, I once garnered national attention (thanks FOXSports.com!) for a post about the randomness of his tweets.

But none of that could have prepared me for the tweet the old man send out (with picture attached, of course) Friday afternoon.

If you don't love Lenny Harris, you don't love Christmas or the Easter bunny!

Yes!  I don't know a Sklar Brother or Batting Stance Guy who could've or would've come up with that one.

Seriously.

The legendary Dodgers skipper just dropped "Lenny Harris" into the same tweet as the birth of Christ as the resurrection of said Son of God and if you're not following Lasorda...you're missing out.

So in the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Pinch Hitter...please, please, please follow Tommy Lasorda.

Cooperstown 2011: Lenny Harris

LENNY HARRIS
First Year on Ballot

PLAYING CAREER:  Cincinnati Reds (1988–1989), Los Angeles Dodgers (1989–1993), Cincinnati Reds (1994–1998), New York Mets (1998), Colorado Rockies (1999), Arizona Diamondbacks (1999–2000), New York Mets (2000–2001), Milwaukee Brewers (2002), Chicago Cubs (2003) and Florida Marlins (2003–2005)

ACHIEVEMENTS:  Career .269 batting average.  All-time leader with 212 career pinch hits.  His 804 at bats as a pinch hitter are more than any other player in Major League history.

WHAT THEY'RE SAYING ON TWITTER:

@SI_JonHeyman:  working on hall ballot. just decided, along with lenny harris, i also will not be voting for kirk rueter.

HOVG THOUGHTS:  In 18 seasons, Harris amassed a hit total total doesn't even get him in the top 1000 of all-time.  That said, he was the most successful pinch hitter ever.  Ever.  I believe there is a place for Harris somewhere in Major League history...I'm just not sure it is in Cooperstown.