And, yes, I apologize for using one of baseball's most overused, but it's true...according to ESPN Deportes, the disgraced slugger is has a deal in place to join the EDA Rhinos of the China Professional League.
"It will be a new experience, experience another culture while I keep doing what I love and all I've done in my life, playing baseball," Ramirez said.
Apparently the agreement won't be completed until March 7 because, well, dude is still holding out hope that he gets a deal from a Major League team.
Man, I can't wait to see if there's going to be a wacky Taiwanese animation about this, because the other one they did was awesome.
