Mike Scioscia Returns to "The Simpsons" Part Two

Last week, I previewed (kinda) the return of Los Angeles Angels skipper Mike Scioscia to America's longest-running sitcom..."The Simpsons".  And by now, most of you have seen it, read about it, downloaded it or whatever.

My take is that, outside of the creepy opening, "MoneyBART" was, at best...pretty awful.

Now, I'll leave the tater trot tracking of Bart's home run to my friend Larry Granillo over at Wezen-Ball and the roundup of notable quotables to the boys from Big League Stew...I'm here to focus on the only two things I took from the episode.

First, while Bart, Homer and the gang haven't aged a bit in the 18 years since Mr. Burns put together an All-Star cast for his company's softball team...Mike Scoscia has.  His hair is a grayer, his waistline is a little thicker and, best of all, he's healthy.

If you recall, in "Homer at the Bat", the then-catcher for the Los Angeles Dodgers took a job at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant where, unfortunately, he was stricken with radiation poisoning. Now, he's been stricken with "super managing power" and the ability to de-magnetize credit cards.

Second, Scioscia can offer up some sage wisdom.

The plot of the episode, in a nutshell, was that Bart was upset that his sister, Lisa, took over as manager of his team...the Springfield Isotots. Thankfully, Scioscia popped up to offer up some sage wisdom:

I don't care if your manager is your sister, Dick Drago's mustache or Oscar Gamble's afro...a player should always listen to his skipper.  (You can hear the clip HERE)

Dick Drago's what now?!?

Pretty sound advice if you ask me, but what did Drago think?

"I don't watch The Simpsons," the former pitcher said, "but (it is) kinda cool that my name and mustache were mentioned on the show."

Kinda cool?!?  Absolutely. 

If only it was a better episode.  Oh, since I mentioned it...I've included the Banksy intro for the four of you that haven't seen it.

More Hall of Fame thoughts

First off, a big thanks to those who found the time to join in on the Live Chat last night. I don’t know if much got accomplished…but it was fun talking the Hall of Fame with some of my co-horts.

To re-cap my picks (if I had picks) from early in December, I would go with Roberto Alomar, Harold Baines, Andre Dawson, Barry Larkin, Fred McGriff and Lee Smith. Admittedly, I am still on the fence about Bert Blyleven, Edgar Martinez and Tim Raines and wouldn’t be able to give them my vote this year.

Soon we’ll know who will be making arrangements for that July induction in Cooperstown, New York.

Last July, I had the pleasure of talking about the Hall of Fame (among other things) with former big league pitcher Dick Drago.

Following the Live Chat, I, again, caught up with Drago and he clued me in to who he would vote for if given the chance…Alomar, Baines, Dawson, Larkin, Martinez, McGriff, Jack Morris, Raines and Smith.

Why no Blyleven?

“Blyleven spent a lot of years to get his numbers,” Drago said, “his win-lost record was not great. I'm a friend of his but not sure I would vote for him.”

But when I reminded Drago that he could vote for up to ten players, he changed his mind about Blyleven, laughed and called it a “courtesy pick”.

The Hall of Fame election results will be announced at 1pm CST and can be watched online over at MLB.com.

Jim Rice weighs in on his enshrinement

Over the last couple of weeks, plenty of websites have weighed in on the recent enshrinement of Rickey Henderson and Jim Rice.

The Hall of Very Good has been no exception.

However, nothing could have been more inciteful than the post that popped up over at Ask14.com. What's Ask14.com you're thinking?

Well, it's none other than the personal site for one James Edward Rice. Yes...THAT Jim Rice.

When I talked to Rice's former Red Sox teammate Dick Drago last month, he said "(Rice was a) tremendous hitter with the strongest wrists I've ever seen. Put some unbelievable numbers up for several years in a row and should have been elected to the Hall much sooner in my opinion."

For Rice's take on his recent enshrinement...visit his site HERE.

Talkin' baseball with Dick Drago

With the Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony going down this weekend, thoughts turn to baseball, mustaches and the Boston Red Sox. Since Jim Rice is apparently too busy to talk with the HOVG, another former player fit the bill...former Sox hurler Dick Drago.

Recently, I had the opportunity to talk with Dick about, you guessed it...baseball, mustaches and Jim Rice.

HOVG: Dick…your career has pretty much run the gamut. You were a successful starter in Kansas City, then, after making the move to Boston, became a successful closer. But your success started BEFORE you made the bigs. When you were with Double-A Rocky Mount, you threw a no-hitter in the first game of a double-header. In the nightcap, your roommate Darrell Clark threw a no-no of his own. Did that make it more special…or do you feel it diminished your accomplishment?

DICK: No…I was on the bench rooting for Darrell to pitch one also. It was more special because I don't think it had ever been done before or since.

HOVG: Your next stop was with your hometown Toledo Mudhens. What was it like playing in the city that you grew up in, in front of friends and family every night?

DICK: It was a big thrill to pitch in my hometown and to share my success with a huge family. It was great to have all the support.

HOVG: Not to get off topic, but I mentioned your transition from starter to closer. Since that walk to the mound is so much part of the show now…what song would you have blaring throughout the stadium if you were closing today?

DICK: Tough one! Toss up between “Eli's Coming” by Three Dog Night and “Another One Bites the Dust” by Queen. Close behind are “Hit Me with Your Best Shot” by Pat Benatar and “Celebrate” by Kool and The Gang. (Laughs)

HOVG: A high point in any player’s career would have to be playing in the World Series. You had the opportunity to play in one of the best in 1975. Let’s do some word association. I’ll mention some players (both teammates and opponents) and you give me your thoughts.

HOVG: Joe Morgan.

DICK: Consummate professional player.

HOVG: Johnny Bench.

DICK: Gifted.

HOVG: Dave Concepcion.

DICK: Perfect compliment to all that talent on the Reds.

HOVG: Luis Tiant…Hall of Famer or no?

DICK: Best teammate ever! Hall of Fame…yes.

HOVG: Carlton Fisk.

DICK: Best catcher I ever pitched to…serious about his job and hard worker.

HOVG: And of course, the latest player to call Cooperstown home...Jim Rice.

DICK: Tremendous hitter with the strongest wrists I've ever seen. Put some unbelievable numbers up for several years in a row and should have been elected to the Hall much sooner in my opinion.

HOVG: What is it like taking the bump knowing that you have an all-world outfield of Jim Rice, Dwight Evans and Fred Lynn behind you?

DICK: Having that outfield made it much easier to pitch. I always challenged hitters anyhow so seeing these three behind me gave me much more confidence on the mound.

HOVG: Following the 2007 season, Rice was asked if any of the 2007 Red Sox could replace anyone on that 1975 team. His response was an odd one. He said…“the only one that would’ve made it, maybe (Jonathan) Papelbon because we had Dick Drago out there, Papelbon has a little more velocity than him.” What do you think he meant by that?

DICK: (Laughs) I would pick Papelbon over me also because he throws harder than me. The only thing different is I had to pitch more than one inning most of the time to get a save like most of the closers back then like (Rollie) Fingers and (Goose) Gossage.

HOVG: Alright…enough Jim Rice. Of the players that are out there today, who is one guy that you would like to battle against?

DICK: Alex Rodriguez would be a great challenge along with Albert Pujols.

HOVG: Of the guys you faced off against, who was the toughest out?

DICK: The toughest hitter I faced was Tony Oliva

HOVG: Who was a surprisingly easy out?

DICK: I was most success against Gorman Thomas and Cecil Cooper in their prime in Milwaukee.

HOVG: Hank Aaron had 3 hits in 4 plate appearances. Sure, you struck him out, but it is the home run (number 755) that you gave up that people remember. What was it like to be joined arm in arm in the history books with the home run champ for 30 years?

DICK: At the time it didn't mean much as it happened in July, but being linked forever with one of the greatest hitters of all-time is an honor.

HOVG: Lastly, pictures of you in Kansas City show you relatively clean shaven whereas, it seems, once you hit Boston…out came the ‘stache. Was it peer pressure, a sign of the times or were you taking advantage of the game’s ultimate performance enhancer…the mustache?

DICK: I started the mustache in 1973 along with the longer hair while still with KC. It was just the trend started by the Oakland A's and the fad at the time throughout the 70's.

Dick Drago is a native of Toldeo, Ohio and currently calls Tampa home. During his playing career, he found himself suiting up five teams...Kansas City, Boston (twice), California, Baltimore and Seattle. Earlier this year, Royals Review named Drago one of the 100 Greatest Royals All-Time.

Lastly, Drago has teamed up with Bob Salomon to help spread the word of "A Glove of Their Own". Anyone interested in learning more about the book can contact Salomon by emailing him at agloveoftheirown@aol.com.