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September 14, 2012

"Not Exactly Cooperstown" is a Hit!

A while back, I did what plenty of baseball fans surfing the internet have done…I discovered The Baseball Reliquary.

I was hooked.

The unique collection of baseball treasures (we’ll call them “curiosities and wonderments”) and the treasured (more than two dozen baseball personalities have been inducted into The Shrine of the Eternals) that founder Terry Cannon has amassed since the Reliquary’s inception in 1996 have provided more than its share of water cooler talk.
Heck, even The New York Times called The Baseball Reliquary “A Hall of Fame for Great Stories”.
Enter filmmaker and “seamhead for life” Jon Leonoudakis.
In 2002, the lifelong baseball fan stumbled on a baseball Hall of Fame ceremony where, as he describes, “fans could actually vote for the candidates”.  A few years later, Leonoudakis would spend a year in the life of The Baseball Reliquary and document all that “makes it tick and share the results”.

And the result, friends, is a fantastic gem of a documentary called “Not Exactly Cooperstown”.  Suffice it to say, it's a perfect movie to make you fall in love (again) with an imperfect game.
I had a chance to see the documentary recently (I’ve watched it now twice…back-to-back) and was honored to catch up with both its filmmaker and the man behind the Reliquary.

HOVG:  The Baseball Reliquary has been described as “being inside a glorious baseball attic”.  With that in mind, Terry, what possessed you to actually seek out and put on display the unique artifacts you've unearthed?
TERRY CANNON:  I’ve always been interested in life’s odd and unusual curiosities.  When I was a kid, I attended a pro wrestling match at the Olympic Auditorium in Los Angeles between Freddie Blassie and John “The Golden Greek” Tolos.  Blassie had this piece of tape wrapped around one of his fingers and, when the referee looked away, he kept grinding it into Tolos’s eyes.  Finally, Tolos got really pissed off and pulled the tape off Blassie’s finger and flung it into the crowd.  You guessed it.  I caught the tape and put it into a little plastic vitrine.  For months, I carried that vitrine around and proudly displayed it to all my friends and schoolmates.  By the time I got into baseball a few years later, it seemed only natural to seek out the odd stuff.  I figured out early on that it was a lot more fun to show people Eddie Gaedel’s jock strap than a foul ball you caught at a ballgame…and their reactions were generally more interesting.

HOVG:  And, Jon, what possessed you to make a documentary about the Reliquary?

JON LEONOUDAKIS: I was looking for a baseball subject for a documentary project, and the Reliquary was perfect: unexplored, tough to put into words, plus my own experience of being rejuvenated by it as a baseball fan when I was ready to quit the game. In 2002, I'd had it with the strikes, cheating, steroids, greed and corporatization of the pro game. I heard about the Reliquary's Hall of Fame ceremony and went on a lark. It was a transformative experience that not only brought me back into the fold, but my zeal for the game skyrocketed.  I noticed when I tried to tell my friends about the Reliquary, words just didn't do it justice. A documentary was a great way to tell the world about the Reliquary.  In some ways, the Reliquary has to be experienced in order to appreciate its unique offerings.  The film gives viewers a great sense of what the Reliquary is about and why it has an important role to play in both the world of baseball and American culture.

HOVG:  I'm a fan of the obscure myself.  I'm more into water cooler chatter than actually SABRmetrics and statistics. Of everything in the collection, Terry, what is your favorite item the Reliquary has in its possession?

TERRY CANNON:  I think my personal favorite is a lock of hair from the head of Tom Dewhirst, who played outfield for the barnstorming House of David team in the 1920s and ‘30s, and was known as “the Bearded Babe Ruth”.  The House of David was a wonderful part of Americana, a strange Judeo-Christian religious cult based in Benton Harbor, Michigan, just a couple hundred miles away from where I grew up in Detroit.  From World War I through the mid-1950s, the House of David was known for its traveling baseball club which played against all kinds of amateur, semi-pro, and professional teams throughout the United States and always put on a terrific show, not unlike the Harlem Globetrotters.  I found their mix of athletic skills, showmanship, and proselytizing for their religious sect to be a uniquely American confluence of entrepreneurship and spirituality.  Like Jesus, the players all wore beards and long hair.

HOVG:  Jon, you got to see everything up close and personal while shooting the documentary...do you have a personal favorite as well?

JON LEONOUDAKIS:  I love the Walter O'Malley Tortilla, because it tells the story of how Dodger Stadium was built, and it's not entirely pleasant. I was raised Catholic, and some of the other religious items like The Baseball Pope's Mitre and the Mother Teresa autographed baseballs are a hoot.

HOVG:  This is to both of you...is there anything out there that you'd like to see make its final resting place The Baseball Reliquary? What would be the "Holy Grail"?

TERRY CANNON:  I’d love to get hold of Ted Williams’s frozen head…free it from that cryogenic storage facility and bring it home to the Reliquary and to all of his baseball fans.  I’d put our best archival minds together to create a display using Ted’s head as the centerpiece of a traveling exhibit.  I’m thinking something along the lines of that old 1950s-era Cold War sci-fi movie “Invaders from Mars”.  Remember that film’s really cool Martian mastermind, that creepy head with tentacles that was encased in a floating sphere?  That’s sort of what I have in mind for Ted’s head.  Of course, we’d utilize modern high technology to have Ted’s head speak.  Imagine how much fun it would be for Ted to give batting tips to current Little Leaguers and say stuff like, “that fucking umpire is blind as a bat”. 

JON LEONOUDAKIS:  Oh, yeah!  I'd love to see the wooden table leg Norm Cash brought to bat against Nolan Ryan while Ryan was pitching a no-hitter.  Or one of the tangerines Boston fireballing reliever Dick Radatz burned into the rear end of a masochist who hired him to do so.

HOVG:  Since 1999, members of The Baseball Reliquary have elected members to The Shrine of the Eternals. What's the nomination criteria and what exactly is the election process?

TERRY CANNON:  The criteria is pretty open-ended.  We are interested in recognizing individuals who have impacted the game on a cultural level or in terms of baseball as a component of the human imagination, rather than honoring the champions of the record books.  We have Cooperstown to do the latter, and we’re not interested in duplicating their efforts.  Each year, the Reliquary’s Board of Directors appoints a Screening Committee (the two standing committee members are myself and Albert Kilchesty, the Reliquary’s Archivist and Historian), which then prepares a ballot consisting of fifty candidates.  The membership votes on the ballot, and the top three vote-getters are automatically elected.

HOVG:  Any memorable stories from past inductions that you'd like to share?

TERRY CANNON:  There have been some great moments, several of which are recalled in Jon’s film.  I think one of my favorite Shrine stories has to do with Jimmy Piersall’s election in 2001.  Piersall couldn’t make it to the ceremony and had his stepson, who was living in Hollywood, accept the induction for him.  The Reliquary’s induction plaques are very different from the bronze plaques at Cooperstown…ours are made out of multi-colored acrylic plastics, and each has its own unique color scheme.  No two are alike.  When we fabricated Piersall’s plaque, I was thinking about those great 1958 Topps trading cards which featured photos of the players against backgrounds of various solid colors.  I remember guys like Charley Maxwell and Ryne Duren were depicted on cards featuring pink backgrounds, which I thought was really neat.  Well, we decided to go with a lot of pink on Piersall’s plaque.  My wife Mary told me it was way too much pink for a ballplayer, and the pink looked too much like Pepto-Bismol Pink.  Anyway, when Jimmy’s son brought him the plaque, the first words out of his mouth were, “IT’S FUCKIN’ PINK!!!!”  His stepson said Jimmy eventually warmed up to it and actually has it hanging in his bathroom, which he said is where Jimmy keeps his most cherished awards, as he likes people to have time to enjoy them while they are using the facilities.

JON LEONOUDAKIS:  My first Reliquary event was the 2002 Shrine ceremony, and Minnie Minoso, baseball's only six decade player, was there.  He was so nice to everyone, signed autographs, and gave a beautiful, touching speech we feature in the film. I told him I was from San Francisco, and he launched into stories of what it was like for him to play games at old Seals Stadium there in his early days. That's one of the key pieces to the Reliquary I want people to know about: great players like “Mudcat” Grant, Maury Wills and Dick Allen show up live and in person and you can hang with them at this hall of fame event where fans can vote. It doesn't cost a dime to attend, but you leave much richer and have the chance to connect with the flesh and blood of baseball history. It's unheard of, and I think it's astonishing.  Another one of my heroes I met at the Reliquary's Shrine event was Dick "Richie" Allen.  A vastly misunderstood player that was one of the elite power hitters of his era, and what a nice man.  He was truly honored to be inducted, and he, unlike Pete Rose, "got it".

HOVG:  What do you mean he “got it”?

JON LEONOUDAKIS:  I'm one of these guys that believe Rose belongs in the Hall of Fame. I was so disappointed when he told Terry he wouldn't be able to accept (his 2010 Shrine induction plaque) in person.  It was clear Rose didn't "get" the Reliquary, and he treated it like just another banquet, which was a huge mistake. Here's a guy who wants to get into the Hall of Fame, then when he gets into a different version of it and could gain some credibility, he doesn't show?  I was stunned.

HOVG: Now, this is completely self serving, but I've gotta know...is there a place in The Shrine for The Hall of Very Good's inaugural inductee Tommy John? If so, who do I have to bribe to get him on the ballot? (A sidenote: The day I interviewed John about his HOVG induction...he was in a Los Angeles preparing to induct Dr. Frank Jobe into The Shrine of the Eternals.)

TERRY CANNON:  No bribes necessary.  I think Tommy John definitely should and will be considered for inclusion on a future Shrine ballot.  Honestly, we’ve been doing this for fourteen years, and we’re always adding deserving candidates to each year’s ballot.  There’s always folks we hadn’t previously considered, or simply have been overlooked, that certainly are worthy for consideration and election, and Tommy is definitely one of those.

JON LEONOUDAKIS: I think there's an excellent case for Tommy John to be considered for the Shrine.  The Shrine is about recognizing people who've made an indelible contribution to the game or impacted it's landscape, and Tommy John certainly fits the criteria in my opinion.  He gave a fantastic speech introducing Dr. Jobe this past July.

HOVG: What's next for The Baseball Reliquary?

TERRY CANNON: The one thing we are putting a lot of attention on now is finding a home for the Reliquary’s extensive research collection.  We have been in discussion with two academic institutions in Southern California which have expressed an interest in serving as a permanent home for our research materials and organizational history.  The Reliquary will continue operating as usual, as a peripatetic baseball museum, but this would allow us to have a home base for our research materials and allow them to be accessed by students, scholars and the general public.

HOVG: And, Jon...any plans for a sequel? What's next for you?

JON LEONOUDAKIS: “Not Exactly Cooperstown” started out as an idea for a TV series. I'm already starting to have discussions with broadcasters about the series, so, yeah, you could say that's a kind of a sequel. Simultaneously, I'm setting up screenings in California between now and the end of the 2012 season. Starting next spring, I hope to mount a tour of the film across the Midwest and east coast. My goal is to produce media about baseball for the rest of my life, and if the core of it is the Baseball Reliquary, that would be perfect.




September 11, 2012

Brandon McCarthy is on the Mend

Hey remember that line drive that Oakland A's pitcher Brandon McCarthy took off the dome last week?

Of course you do.

Well, me thinks that, based on his Twitter feed, dude might be on the mend.


And, yes, now is the time.  Below is video of that vicious liner should you want to make your head hurt.




September 10, 2012

Talking "Survivor" with Jeff Kent

As you might have read here a while back, former big leaguer Jeff Kent hit the wilderness of the Philippines as one of the contestants on the latest season of "Survivor".

Good friend of this site, Gordon Holmes, had a chance to sit down with each of the castaways for this, the 25th season of the hit CBS reality show and got the 2000 National League MVP's thoughts on trying to stay incognito while in the Philippines, what makes a good "Survivor" player and, well, that mustache of his.

HOLMES:  Are you going to let people know about your career in Major League Baseball?

KENT:  I don’t plan on it. If people catch who I am I’m going to have to come clean. Hopefully they won’t know as much about me as you do and have me on their fantasy team.

HOLMES:  You made a few seasons and another time you broke my heart.

KENT:  (Laughs) I’ll downplay it as best I can, if they know. But now I’m a motorcycle dealer, I have a family with four kids. I have a working ranch. That’s kind of how I’m playing this thing. Hopefully that will be enough.

HOLMES:  Something that I think may work in your favor is; baseball players always have a hat or a helmet on. I’d definitely recognize the name Jeff Kent, but as a baseball fan, I only really recognize players from my own team.

KENT:  Well, there weren’t many white guys with mustaches walking around. I was known as one of the only guys in baseball to still have the porn-stache of the ‘80s who was still playing in the ‘90s. There is one kid here who’s wearing a whole lot of New York Yankees get-up, so hopefully he won’t catch on.

HOLMES:  Ever thought of losing the porn-stache?

KENT:  I’ve only shaved it off one time, and that was in the World Series in 2002 and we ended up losing. I was so bitter I went home and shaved my mustache. The next day I looked in the mirror and
thought, “What an ugly bastard you are.” So, I let it grow back. I haven’t shaved it since.

HOLMES:  Let me get your opinion on this, my friends at The Hall of Very Good asked me; which St. Louis Cardinal would you like to see on “Survivor”? I picked catcher Yadier Molina because I thought a catcher is perfectly suited for the game. Because he’s a catcher, he’s got to be tough, he’s used to being uncomfortable. He knows how to manage the egos of a pitching staff.

KENT:  I would say a catcher would fare well because he’s in control of the game. He’s got to control his pitcher, but he’s got to control the defense and the hitter too. Yadier’s changed over the years. He’s a pretty good kid, he was soft spoken, but now he’s more of a leader and more of a strength for that pitching staff. He’s a guy that would fare well here, but he could snap. More than me, even. I think he’s still a little immature. That’s where I’ve got him. I’ve got skills with manipulating my teammates. Because there have been plenty of teammates that you play with that you don’t like. But you’ve still got to go out there and play the game.

HOLMES:  But you have something in common with a locker room of Major League Baseball players. You’re all professional athletes who’ve made it to the pinnacle of the sport. There’s no telling who’s going to be on your tribe.

KENT:  I’m going to have to deal with different personalities, different age groups. At the end of my career, I was one of the older players. You’ve got 20-year-old players and I’ve got to communicate and deal with these guys. That’s going to be a big asset of mine to communicate with all these people with different personalities, make-ups, and egos. And with my reputation, I don’t step down, I might put my foot in my mouth.

Feel free to check out Holmes' entire interview with Kent over at Xfinity.com.  If you're a "Survivor" fan, baseball fan or both...it's pretty awesome.  Oh, and you can find out which former teammate once called Kent racist!

"Survivor: Philippines" starts Wednesday, September 26.  Below is Kent's interview with CBS.com.

 

September 7, 2012

Keith Hernandez to be Stripped of Mustache Title?

Earlier this week, it was revealed that 1979 National League MVP (and current New York Mets broadcaster) Keith Hernandez was planning on shaving his mustache.

Well, suffice it to say, the American Mustache Institute was none too pleased.

"Keith Hernandez removing his lower nose foliage is a crime against nature akin to the Washington Monument ceasing to be phallic or Todd Akin being sane," said Executive Director Dr. Aaron Perlut on Tuesday.

Now, the AMI is considering stripping Hernandez of his 2007 title of "Greatest Sports Mustache of All-Time" if he goes forward with his plan to strip his face of its lower nose garden.

“His title will either be given to runner-up Rollie Fingers, an athlete and role model who has never turned his back on the Mustache American community, or Keith’s actions may necessitate revisiting the voting effort altogether,” Dr. Perlut said. “Regardless, we are deeply disappointed in Hernandez and feel we have to take this action.”

Your move, Hernandez.


September 6, 2012

"Better Than the White Sox Winning the World Series"

It's official...Drew Peterson is a killer.  And what does that have to do with baseball? 

Nothing.

But..."this is better than the White Sox winning the World Series," Nick Savio said about his sister's killer being found guilty.

Peterson, a former police sergeant, faces a maximum 60 years in prison.  Savio is, obviously, a proud fan of the American League Central-leading Chicago White Sox.


September 5, 2012

New York Pub Renamed After Chipper Jones

After Jose Reyes bolted New York for Miami, Shaun Clancy, owner of Foley's NY Pub and Restaurant offered disgruntled Mets fans free beer and appetizers in exchange for the shortstop's jersey.

Welp...the Bill Veeck of booze vendors is at it again.

When retiring Atlanta Braves superstar Chipper Jones makes his final appearance at Citi Field September 7-9, Foley's will be renamed "Chipper's".

"Sometimes you have to tip your cap to your opponent," said Clancy said.  "While Chipper has broken the hearts of many Mets fans over the years, New Yorkers are as knowledgeable as anyone and they know greatness when they see it...even when it resulted in disappointment for their hometown team."

In 88 career games at the Mets' former home, Shea Stadium, the 1999 National League MVP hit .313 with 19 home runs and 55 RBI.  Jones ranks behind just Mike Schmidt (60 home runs) and Willie Stargell (60) with 49 roundtrippers against the Mets.

And in case you were wondering, yes, Clancy is willing to offer up free chips (they serve ten different variaties!) for one year to "The Girl with the Chipper Tattoo" if/when she shows her face, er, Chipper's face at popular New York watering hole.

Get on your horse, Megan...that's a good deal!


September 4, 2012

Keith Hernandez Planning to, Gasp, Shave

Oh.  My .  God.

According to The New York Times, Mets broadcaster Keith Hernandez is, well, about to do the unthinkable.

The Hernandez mustache might have a month of life left in it.

He announced the possibility of shaving it last week on a Mets broadcast. But Hernandez, 58, said Monday that he might simply show up for the Mets’ final game of the season, on Oct. 3, with nothing but bare skin between his nose and upper lip.

I'm not sure what the thought process behind all this is, but the former first basemen claims it has something to do with his iconic mustache turning gray.

"I’m not totally happy with the gray," he said. "It’s something I have to get used to. I have more people, on the female side, who tell me they prefer it gray."

In 2007, Hernadez's lip sweater was named the "Top Sports Mustache of All-Time" by the American Mustache Institute.  And as one would imagine, the AMI is not pleased with the 1979 National League MVP's decision to shave.

"Keith Hernandez removing his lower nose foliage is a crime against nature akin to the Washington Monument ceasing to be phallic or Todd Akin being sane," Executive Director Dr. Aaron Perlut said Tuesday.

Now, if you'll excuse me...I need to go off to a corner and cry.


Adam Greenberg Wants One At Bat

All former big league outfielder Adam Greenberg wants is one more big league at bat.

That's all...just one.

You remember Greenberg, right?  Sure you do.  He's the cat who, in July 2005, was called up by the Chicago Cubs and, in his first (and only) at plate appearance, was hit by a Valerio de los Santos fastball.

Yeah, that's it.  One pitch and his Major League career was over. 

Matter of fact, Greenberg is one of only two players (Fred Van Dusen was the other in 1955 for the Philadelphia Phillies), to be hit by a pitch in their only big league plate appearance without ever taking the field.  And sure, like Van Dusen, that one plate appearance against the Florida Marlins July 9, 2005 is more than any of us would ever get, but Greenberg's not satisfied...dude still wants one more.

That's where Matt Liston comes in.

The filmmaker (and rabid Cubs fan) has launched "One At Bat"...and it's goal is simple.



I had a chance to catch up with Greenberg and, well, talk about that one plate appearance and, hopefully, that one at bat.

HOVG:  True baseball fans seem to know your story...you've even been called "this generation's Moonlight Graham". In a nutshell, can you break down that fateful July 2005 at bat?

GREENBERG:  The at bat in 2005 was the high and low point of my life. Just as my career was ready to get underway, it came to a screeching halt. I had the opportunity of a lifetime. I made it to the Major Leagues with the Chicago Cubs at 24 years old. Regardless of how it turned out, it was still the single greatest moment in my life!

HOVG:  I know while with the Bridgeport Bluefish in 2011, you faced Valerio de los Santos (then with the Long Island Ducks) and got a hit.  Had there been any contact between the two of you in the years prior? Did he or anyone from the Marlins organization ever reach out to you?

GREENBERG:  I had not spoken to or heard from Valerio, or anyone in the Marlins organization until that at bat.

HOVG:  Obviously, your name is back in the headlines thanks to Matt Liston's "One At Bat" campaign. How did that all come about?

GREENBERG:  Matt reached out to me prior to spring training this past year. He gave me some of his background and let me know what he wanted to do to help get me back to the big leagues. I gave him my blessing to, in essence, act as my agent to try and get me back with an organization to give me a chance to play my way back to the big leaguers. This campaign has taken on a life of its own and it has been amazing.

HOVG:   Have you heard anything from any teams since the video started going viral?

GREENBERG:  Matt keeps the correspondence between himself and the teams. I try and not get involved in who he is talking to...that makes it more fun and keeps me focused on the things I can control!

HOVG:  Let's say this all works out for you. I mean, crazier things have happened, right? Where, ideally, would you like to land?

GREENBERG:  Back on a big league diamond is where I want it to be. Any team that gives me that shot is the team I want to proudly represent. This isn't a charity case, I'm trying to prove that I can help a Major League club win games.

You can keep up with Adam Greenberg's via Twitter at @adamgreenberg5 or follow his pursuit of that one at bat over at One At Bat or through his company Lurong Living.